Auris Apothecary
Silencers

$3.00

In stock

SKU: AAX-M29 Category:

An inspired tool for the times we live in. Created to help the user in forever drowning out the unwanted sounds of society, including but not limited to:

obnoxious children, corrupt politicians, reality television, popular music, evangelical preachers, gas-guzzling automobiles, etc.

They are specially designed to puncture the tympanic membrane (eardrum), creating a profuse amount of blood which will fill your auditory canals, ensuring a quick and effective alternative to a life spent in submission to undesired audible overload.

Silence your world today.

SKU: AAX-M29 Category:


Stock Level

In stock

Categories
Catalog # AAX-M29
Shipping Class Not Media Mail
Weight 2 oz
Dimensions 4 × 2 × 1 in

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