Auris Apothecary
Silencers

An inspired tool for the times we live in. Created to help the user in forever drowning out the unwanted sounds of society, including but not limited to:

obnoxious children, corrupt politicians, reality television, popular music, evangelical preachers, gas-guzzling automobiles, etc.

They are specially designed to puncture the tympanic membrane (eardrum), creating a profuse amount of blood which will fill your auditory canals, ensuring a quick and effective alternative to a life spent in submission to undesired audible overload.

Silence your world today.