Auris Apothecary
Silencers

$3.00

In stock

An inspired tool for the times we live in. Created to help the user in forever drowning out the unwanted sounds of society, including but not limited to:

obnoxious children, corrupt politicians, reality television, popular music, evangelical preachers, gas-guzzling automobiles, etc.

They are specially designed to puncture the tympanic membrane (eardrum), creating a profuse amount of blood which will fill your auditory canals, ensuring a quick and effective alternative to a life spent in submission to undesired audible overload.

Silence your world today.